askthomasraith:

harrydresden:

askthomasraith:

harrydresden:

askthomasraith:

harrydresden:

So, I have to really concentrate to do this. You know, the whole Magic and Technology not mixing thing. Alright, lets get this thing over with. 

I’m Harry Dresden. I’m a Wizard. 

I’m now on the internet. 

Hells Bells… 

I never thought I’d see you on the internet. That puts a stopper in all the rumors I’ve been spreading, it’s nice that you’re here, though.

Rumors? is that why I heard something about my sexuality being called into question a few nights ago? 

Harry, I didn’t even have to start that one, that one’s all your fault.

What did I do? If it’s the lack of a love life… well, I have plenty of reasons why that’s not a very strong subject in ‘The Book o’Harry’.

Well, the staring has something to do with it, and the remarks you make about guys. And the staring. And the type of guys you’re seen with and where you’re seen with them. And the staring.

Staring… look if I do anything, I detect. Because I’m a detective. 

As for the guys I’m seen with. The only one I can think of being seen like that with would be you.